I must be the most patient person on the planet

This is a conversation I had some time ago.  I've changed the name of any actual person in SL.  But this was a real conversation.  How many of you can relate to this?  I would like to say this convo was unique but it's not. I get these type of questions about once a month.  In any case I found it to be a very interesting conversation so I thought I would post it. Would you be as kind to this poor man if you were in this situation? Think about it.

[15:14] Mr. X: i like the red dress
[15:15] Mr. X: do u know Art?
[15:15] Sedona Mills: Red is one of my favorite colors.
[15:15] Sedona Mills: No I don't.
[15:16] Mr. X: oh ok
[15:16] Mr. X: red fits u right
[15:16] Mr. X: how old r u in rl
[15:16] Sedona Mills: take a look at my profile, it's in there.
[15:17] Mr. X: cool
[15:17] Mr. X: bbi sexual, thats sexy
[15:17] Sedona Mills: I guess.. It's just who I am and how I'm wired.  :)
[15:17] Mr. X: i know
[15:18] Mr. X: i like it
[15:18] Mr. X: do u have a boyfriend in rl
[15:18] Sedona Mills: why are you looking for a RL girlfriend?
[15:18] Mr. X: maybe
[15:18] Mr. X: :)
[15:19] Sedona Mills: Well my RL private life is just that, except what I've put in my profile.
[15:19] Mr. X: im lonely now, and dont know how....
[15:19] Mr. X: oh ok
[15:19] Mr. X: i respect that
[15:20] Mr. X: can i take u to my place after this
[15:20] Sedona Mills: Did you notice the part of my profile about me being marrined in SL?
[15:20] Mr. X: no
[15:20] Sedona Mills: you may wish to take a look again
[15:21] Mr. X: oh, wow
[15:21] Mr. X: u are with her
[15:21] Mr. X: here
[15:21] Sedona Mills: yes I am.
[15:21] Mr. X: can i take u both then
[15:22] Sedona Mills: No.. we're not into threesomes.  And Sky is strictly a lesbian.
[15:22] Mr. X: can i see u too get it on
[15:22] Mr. X: that would be sexy
[15:23] Sedona Mills: X, what possible reason do you think I would comply with that request?
[15:24] Mr. X: luck....pure luck for me
[15:24] Mr. X: and friendship....im a good friend
[15:25] Mr. X: u know what would be sexy
[15:25] Sedona Mills: I met you 20 minutes ago.. I've been in SL for years and know people here for that long that I consider "good freinds".  You have a long way to go.
[15:25] Mr. X: i could be your boy servent for both
[15:25] Mr. X: :(
[15:26] Sedona Mills: So do ask ladies these questions in RL?
[15:26] Mr. X: if i had a couple of drinks, and the mood is right, yes
[15:27] Sedona Mills: You may want to rethink that philosphy.  It may be why your lonely. :)
[15:27] Mr. X: :(
[15:27] Mr. X: u r hard
[15:29] Sedona Mills: Well, I would think you would at least respect my relationship with Sky.  It's very real and personal to us.  And you come across thinking we're here for you're personal benifit.  To be honest it's pretty degrading.
[15:29] Mr. X: never saw it like that
[15:29] Mr. X: wow
[15:30] Mr. X: u make me feel like an idiot
[15:30] Mr. X: i guess i deserve it
[15:30] Sedona Mills: I'm not trying to belittle hon.. You just need to realize that people in SL are actually real people in many cases.
[15:31] Sedona Mills: If I was at an adult sim, dressed to have sex, and in an establishment that basically is a place for sex, then your questions are entirely resonable.
[15:31] Mr. X: i think what u said might be true, even in my rl
[15:32] Mr. X: i dont care about others but myself
[15:32] Sedona Mills: I'm not mad at you.. you're not the first person that's asked me what you asked :)
[15:32] Mr. X: i wish i could change that, but i cant
[15:32] Mr. X: i suck
[15:32] Mr. X: my wife doesnt even like me
[15:33] Mr. X: and she is the most beautiful woman in nyc
[15:33] Sedona Mills: lol.. you need to lighten up on yourself.
[15:33] Mr. X: phisically and inside
[15:34] Mr. X: i mean it... iw ill go on, be the person that everyone knows
[15:34] Mr. X: but deep inside, im not happy with me
[15:34] Mr. X: weird aint it
[15:34] Mr. X: and im successful
[15:34] Mr. X: make good money, beautiful wife
[15:34] Mr. X: anyways...
[15:34] Mr. X: later
[15:34] Sedona Mills: okay.. see ya..
[15:35] Mr. X: wow....i thought u were going to give me some advice
[15:35] Sedona Mills: I thought I did
[15:35] Mr. X: u seem like a real smart person
[15:35] Mr. X: im glad i met u
[15:36] Sedona Mills: I appreciate that.  But please, the next lady you talk too, be a bit more of a gentleman..  unless you're looking for a slut you probably will find a nice girl.
[15:37] Sedona Mills: There are a lot of them looking for nice guys in SL.. and there are so few nice guys it seems these days here. :)
[15:37] Mr. X: i will be one, promise
[15:38] Mr. X: ty :)
[15:38] Sedona Mills smiles.. good.. thank you for that

I am now waiting for a really hunky good looking TOS fella to show up at my door and spank me for being naughty and posting this. One can only hope!